when the condom you carry in your wallet is now out of date…… Dare I try Match.com… Every bloody woman I meet does my head in.
I decided to stop ‘dating’ people because the last ‘date’ I went on, the woman didn’t know what the spoon was for when she ordered spaghetti bolognaise. If you are going to order it, at least know how to eat the f*cking thing… And the other girl I once went out with, decided to tell me all the things she had bought at the shops that day. If it was clothes it would have been interesting, but all her groceries?..
Where do you meet nice, intelligent, can have a sensible conversation, rich women in Belfast?